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The point is... Ooooh, sorry pal.

  • Jack Butler: No problem. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't.
    • [last lines]
    • Humphries: Schooner Tuna - the tuna with a heart.
    • [Caroline Butler created the phrase, while she was employed there and Jack was watching their children and trying to be a house-husband]
    • Joan: Let me tell you about flannel.

      He responds, "Yeah, two-twenty...two-twenty-one. How are you doin?... Played mostly for laughs as Jack struggles to gain control of it after it starts chasing around Kenny.

    • Honking Arriving Car: At the beginning of the film, Jack sits down for breakfast with his family and has barely enough time for a sip of coffee before a car horn is heard outside the house, which Jack understands is his office carpool heading to work, beckoning his departure.
    • House Husband: Jack Butler starts out as a Fish out of Water, but ends up this at the end of the movie.
    • Ironic Echo: During the Soap Within a Show dream, Ron and Caroline visit Jack at the murder scene and repeat his Feigning Intelligence line, only this time about the caliber of a gun.
    • Male Gaze: Jack gets a look down Joan's shirt when she leans in toward him to show him her hand during a card game.
    • Men Can't Keep House: The major theme of the movie, which Jack ends up proving wrong.
    • Not What It Looks Like:
      • Jack assuming that Caroline is having an affair with her boss Ron, when he attempts to make a family phone call to Caroline's hotel room and instead Ron (who snuck into her room while she's in the bathtub relaxing) ends up picking up the phone.

        Want some chili?

    • Caroline: As soon as this is over, I want to go back to the hotel and soak in a hot tub.

      are there any gay jokes in mr mom

      When was the last time any of YOU, were in a supermarket?

    • Jack Butler: Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It gets me hot.
    • Joan: Can I give you a hand?
    • Jack Butler: You can give me two I don't know what the hell I'm doing
    • Kenny: [Speaking to baby Megan] Hey, baby...

      Schooner Tuna. 1 or 2, or 3?

    • Jack Butler: I don't know. Whatever it takes.
    • Jack Butler: You guys keep it down now. The tuna with a heart.
    • Annette: Remember, south to drop off, north to pick up!
    • Jack Butler: My brain is like oatmeal. Once Jack stops feeling sorry for himself about being unemployed and his wife now being the breadwinner, he gets it together and gets quite good in the role.
    • Chainsaw Good: Jack's first meeting with Ron is when he is wielding a chainsaw and coming into the house with it still running.

      Where are you going?

      Jack:
      [Eating pizza before going] I'm goin' downstairs to sleep on the fat couch if I can get through the door.

      [Jack leaves the room]

      Caroline:
      Yeah, well be sure to take pride in some of that FAT, Porky!

      [Caroline slams the door]

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    • Ron Richardson: You've got a - well, let's just say you're an *extremely* attractive woman.
    • Caroline: Well, thank you.

      Mom is a 1983 American comedy-drama film directed by Stan Dragoti and written by John Hughes about a stay-at-home dad. eventful.

      Intercom:Herv, cleanup on aisle six!
      Jack:(shouting) Herv, we were NEVER IN aisle six! I'm just waiting for Caroline.

    • Jack Butler: Well, uh, you know women.
    • Ron Richardson: Yeah, I'd like to think I do.
    • Jack Butler: Wanna beer?
    • Ron Richardson: It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
    • Jack Butler: Scotch?
    • Ron Richardson: Not during working hours.