Good gay jokes

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

29. It's the same as regular tennis but without the racket.

107. You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

Best Bad Dad Jokes

• Why were the utensils stuck together? It had a virus!

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  Yeah, they got him on possession.

  89. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? Well-armed.

• What do you call a pudgy psychic? The farmer had cold hands.
• A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"
• How does an octopus go into battle? I realized when I got home that I had picked 7Up.
• Some days you question your parenting.

  Just when you think you've got one problem solved, another one pops up.

• Honey, stop looking for the perfect match… use a lighter.
• Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers!
• I tried to teach my kids about taxes, but they just responded with, "That sounds like a you problem."
• We have the perfect dad-son relationship.

  This cheeky yet respectful collection of gay puns and LGBTQ+ jokes is here to celebrate love, identity, and inclusivity. He saw the climate change.

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  Funny Jokes for Adults 

  These all-purpose jokes for adults will make anyone chuckle. Don’t buy it.

  31. A cocker-poodle boo.

• How do celebrities stay cool?

  Nacho cheese.

• "Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut. A hardened criminal.

  98. Because it was Fryday.

• Have you ever heard about the kidnapping at school?
  

  What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Why did the mushroom go to the party? It’s pointless.

  25. I'll be suing ya!

• You can't trust atoms. Maybe he'll surprise Ree. Go ahead and share these all-time funniest dad jokes on your friends and family—you're guaranteed to get a laugh!

  Best Dad Jokes

  • Did you hear about the circus fire?